Folks, I’ve got to tell you, something truly unbelievable happened the other day. I was talking with some advisors—great people, very smart—and someone casually mentioned that other countries have their own currencies. Can you believe that? Their OWN money! Not the U.S. dollar, not even close. Some of it doesn’t even have presidents on it. Some of it’s just… weird pictures of animals, buildings, or queens. Queens!
I said, “Wait a minute, you’re telling me places like France, Germany, and even little Canada don’t use the dollar? That’s just bad business.” Why wouldn’t they want to use the dollar? It’s the strongest, most powerful currency in the world, just like me. But no, they’ve got things like the euro, the yen, and—get this—the peso. Terrible name, folks. Terrible.
This is why we have problems in the world. If everyone just used the U.S. dollar, everything would be so much simpler, and believe me, a lot more successful. You wouldn’t have to exchange money, which is a scam by the way, a total scam. They take a cut every time—who’s making those deals? Not me! If I were running the show globally, every country would just use the dollar, and we’d win bigly.
I’m going to look into this, folks. Maybe we’ll start calling some leaders. Because frankly, this whole “other currencies” thing? It’s not good for America, it’s not good for the world, and most importantly, it’s not good for Trump.
Stay tuned—this could be the start of something huge!
— Donald J. Trump
(The Man Who Makes the Best Deals, Especially with Money)
