Folks, let me tell you something—you won’t believe this. I’ve been hearing things, great things, tremendous things about Canada’s border security, and I have to say, it’s honestly shocking. Do you know what they’re using to guard their border? Not walls, not drones, not even highly trained people. They’ve got moose. Big, lumbering moose. And Eskimos—yes, Eskimos. Can you believe it?
Now, I love Canada. They’re nice people, very polite, but let’s be honest: this is not serious border security. A moose is not stopping anyone. It’s just standing there eating leaves or whatever it is they do. And Eskimos, or as they call them now, Inuit (political correctness, folks, it’s out of control), they’re out there in the snow with spears or sleds or something. That’s their big plan to protect Canada from bad guys? Not going to work.
Imagine if the United States did this. People would laugh at us, the fake news media would tear us apart. But Canada does it, and everyone says, “Oh, how nice. How quaint.” No, folks, it’s not quaint—it’s weak! We’ve got walls, patrols, technology, and the best people securing our borders. Meanwhile, Canada is relying on wildlife and a snow tribe.
This is why they don’t win like we do. If I were in charge, believe me, I’d show Canada how to do border security right. Until then, I guess the moose are in charge up there. SAD!
— Donald J. Trump
(Builder of Walls, Winner of Borders)
