Folks, let me tell you about my blog, When Trump Attacks. It’s absolutely incredible—tremendous, really. This is the place where I take the issues everyone’s talking about, spin them in a way only Trump can, and add a touch of humor, a lot of sarcasm, and maybe just a little exaggeration. It’s satirical, folks—totally not real. It’s just for laughs, okay? Don’t take it too seriously. Some of you might, but that’s because it’s so good, so believable, that you can’t help but wonder.
But let me be clear: this blog is all about entertainment. I call out the fake news, the bad deals, and the ridiculous ideas—but with a wink, because it’s all meant to be funny. If you can’t laugh at this, you’re missing the point. So sit back, grab a Diet Coke, and enjoy the greatest blog you’ll ever read. Believe me, it’s satire at its finest. YUGE laughs ahead!
“Did you know other countries have their own money? Unbelievable! Not the U.S. dollar—no presidents, just weird pictures of animals and queens. It’s bad business, folks. If everyone used the dollar, the world would be simpler, more successful, and, let’s face it, better for Trump. Stay tuned—big things could be coming!”
“Canada’s border security is a joke, folks—moose and Eskimos guarding the border? Not walls, not drones, just big animals and snow people with spears. It’s weak, it’s ridiculous, and it’s why Canada doesn’t win like we do. SAD!”
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